It was at this point, when all hope was lost…
That Fep rode in on his magical unicorn mount and saved the day.
Felmyst down
Thank god he came to save the day, then grace the front of several romance novels. I’m sure Fabio was getting too old. Exactly what is your hand doing in that pocket? Nevermind, I don’t want to know.


Spend 1,789,826 Gold on consumables - Check
Learn not to set people on fire - Check
Shwigg wasn’t there to Taunt early - Check
Result: THE BIG BASTARD FELL
Yeah, so…well played Shwigg. Also big gratz on the no fire thing. From now on anyone who passes a burn debuff shall be dubbed “The Burninator”, make Trogdor proud.

Shwigg finally had a successful taunt and Entie didn’t BoP the tank, so we won
Yes, it has finally happened, first Hellscream Horde Sunwell boss kill and we have the exclusive transcript from the Ventrio log just moments before the killing blow:
Studliest: “DIE YOU FUCKING PORTAL FUCKING FUCKER BURN IN HELL COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING SHADOWBOLTING FAGGOT ASS FAG ”
You heard it here first campers. Welcome to the new fuckdiddle.

Illidan dead, credits roll
Blizzard says ‘Thanks for Playing’
Been a long hard road but we made it to the end. Great job everyone for hitting the biggest milestone available right now in WoW.
And thank you to all those that may not have been with us tonight but have been a big part of the constant work we’ve been doing for the past couple months to get here. Christmas came early, everyone enjoy the yuletide epics.

Interrupted Blood Elf circle jerk
Saving jug for Illidan
Grats guys on finally not letting the Envenom/Holy Fire/Flamestrike/Blizzard combo not basically 4shot people in the span of 2 seconds. Just the big purple horny guy left. No wonder he keeps all the concubines and servants closest to him.

Trip to Oriental Massage leads to happy ending
Ahar cashes in Student loan for return visit
So we said hi to the resident MILF from Black Temple. After paying the up front price of “$Shitload of SR gear” she finished us off and vice versa. I was impressed. There were 25 of us to please, but that’s when having extra appendages comes in handy. Thank you Blizzard for having the balls to put in some of the most amusing /emotes for a boss yet.

3 Faced liar opens gateway to Heart of Darkness droprate
It’s my understanding that once we got beyond this bastard to the trash behind him we finally got more than 1 Heart of Darkness per night.
*Church lady voice* “How convenient”.
Here’s to hoping it won’t take long to get the 100+ hearts for our SR gear.

Gurtogg deadded
Guess it’s time to prep for Black Temple’s suppression room now, and Mr. Floaty Face.





